Posts tagged Rajnikanth
“once ,when rajnikanth was child ,he gave to a child to one of his drawing of a girl in his class who’s name was Mona……..
today that child’s name is leonardo da vinci.”
“Must read- Some more
facts abt Rajnikanth:
Rajnikanth was shot today.
Tomorrow is the
Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in
When Rajni was a student,
teachers used to
Rajnikanth can draw a straight
line with a
Rajnikanth knows who let the
Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in
The new Rupee symbol is actually
When God watched Robot, he
said,` Oh my
Rajnikanth has a statue of
Tussauds at his house.
Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s
and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy.
Rajnikanth participated in 100m
obviously he came first, but
watching that coz Light came
Intel`s new ad: Rajnikanth Inside.”
“Once Rajnikanth was sitting under a fan, in a 10 floor building……
Suddenly fire broke and dere was no way of exit, exept d window……
SuperRajni , uprooted the fan and jumped out of d window…
Hence concept of helicopter was found……”
Once upon a time Bermuda Triangle used to be known as Bermuda Square. Legend says that, there was a rift between the gods and Rajnikanth, as the gods decided to stay on this earth. This decision angered Rajnikanth immensely. Later on both of them decided to battle against each other in Bermuda Square. On the day of the battle, Rajnikanth kicked one of the islands of Bermuda Square which was the army base of the gods towards the sky. Thus resulting in Bermuda Triangle. But this part of the island went up very high and got stuck between Mars and Jupiter and broke into billions of pieces, which is today known as the Asteroid Belt. The gods got scared of him and never dared to come back on earth.
Moral: You don’t mess with Rajnikanth because Rajnikanth messes with you. Mind it!
“rajnikanth eats 1 lakh crore food in one week
the comsumption of 3 states in 1 year….
that’s why he iz callled rajnikanth
U ROCK BOSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!………☺☺☺☺☺☺”
WeN RaJnIkAnT was a student
?Teachers used to bunk class…
Submitted By : Harshal Patel
Once Rajnikant went to U.S. And met Pamela Anderson..he got desperate and wanted to masturbate..
So he went behind a building and did it for few minutes….
That building is now known as…
…THE WHITE HOUSE…;)
Submitted By : Alok
one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars. they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth……………..
Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…
Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow????
Someday Rajnikanth got angry wit her mother n threw away her dinner set
today people refer to them as flying saucer n ufo ]:)
Time and tide waits for Rajnikanth…! Mind it..!
All scientist failed bt rajnikanth did…
Q-which liquid turns solid on heating?
Rajnikant’s ammunition suddenly got over and a villain came in front of him and instantly died coz,
Rajnikant shouted “DHISHKYAAOON”
A astrologer was boasting himself to all the people that he can answer any question asked to him .Then one man asked him “when will rajni die”.
He answered ” I have doubt that even god can answer that question”
once James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond.
but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies
the person says
“i m kanth, rajnikanth”
Name : rajnikanth
hobbies : playing with lions
swimming with tsunani
skating in volcano
catching bullets when some one shoots
running against flying plane
playing with lightning
the legend of india…
One and only The Rajnikanth…