Posts tagged Rajnikanth
rajnikant is farted…
09 months ago
by Rajnikant
in Rajni Jokes
“Once upon a time, Rajnikanth farted.
It is known as Bhopal gas tragedy.”
rajnikanth was child ….
09 months ago
by Rajnikant
in Rajni Jokes
“once ,when rajnikanth was child ,he gave to a child to one of his drawing of a girl in his class who’s name was Mona……..
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today that child’s name is leonardo da vinci.”
LIGHT had COME 2ND!!!!!!
09 months ago
by Rajnikant
in Rajni Jokes
“One Day Rajnikanth took part in 100m race,
obviously he came 1ST, but Einstein died,
Cause LIGHT had COME 2ND!!!!!!”
Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan `via Bluetooth`.
09 months ago
by Rajnikant
in Rajni Jokes
“Must read- Some more
interesting
facts abt Rajnikanth:
Rajnikanth was shot today.
Tomorrow is the
bullet`s funeral.
Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in
Pakistan `via
Bluetooth`.
When Rajni was a student,
teachers used to
bunk classes.
Rajnikanth can draw a straight
line with a
compass.
Rajnikanth knows who let the
dogs out.
Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in
Richter
scale.
The new Rupee symbol is actually
Rajnikanth`s signature.
When God watched Robot, he
said,` Oh my
Rajnikanth!`.
Rajnikanth has a statue of
Madame
Tussauds at his house.
Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s
energy;
and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy.
Rajnikanth participated in 100m
race,
obviously he came first, but
Einstein died
watching that coz Light came
second.
Intel`s new ad: Rajnikanth Inside.”
concept of helicopter was found!!!
09 months ago
by Rajnikant
in Rajni Jokes
“Once Rajnikanth was sitting under a fan, in a 10 floor building……
Suddenly fire broke and dere was no way of exit, exept d window……
SuperRajni , uprooted the fan and jumped out of d window…
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Hence concept of helicopter was found……”
rajnikant macdonalds me dosa khane gaye
09 months ago
by Rajnikant
in Rajni Jokes
“once rajnikanth went to macdonalds and asked for a dosa to ronald .he refused .
till date ronald is sitting out of his own restarant “
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9 months ago
by Rajnikant
in Rajni Jokes
Rajnikanth doesn’t see his watch. He decides what time it is.
Rajnikanth created the world
09 months ago
by Rajnikant
in Rajni Jokes
I am a firm believer that Rajnikanth created the world because he had one full minute of free time once
Rajnikanth was playing cricket
19 months ago
by Rajnikant
in Rajni Jokes
Once Rajnikanth was playing cricket match in monsoon, so the rain had to be cancelled due to the match
maalik se savdhan
09 months ago
by Rajnikant
in Rajni Jokes
“rajnikanth ke kutte ke ghar par likha hai
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maalik se savdhan”
GOOGLE waz born
09 months ago
by Rajnikant
in Rajni Jokes
rajnikanth wanted 2 share his knowledge,so GOOGLE waz born
Once upon a time in Bermuda
19 months ago
by Rajnikant
in Rajni Jokes
Once upon a time Bermuda Triangle used to be known as Bermuda Square. Legend says that, there was a rift between the gods and Rajnikanth, as the gods decided to stay on this earth. This decision angered Rajnikanth immensely. Later on both of them decided to battle against each other in Bermuda Square. On the day of the battle, Rajnikanth kicked one of the islands of Bermuda Square which was the army base of the gods towards the sky. Thus resulting in Bermuda Triangle. But this part of the island went up very high and got stuck between Mars and Jupiter and broke into billions of pieces, which is today known as the Asteroid Belt. The gods got scared of him and never dared to come back on earth.
Moral: You don’t mess with Rajnikanth because Rajnikanth messes with you. Mind it!
Rajnikanth’s mother without having sex!!!!
19 months ago
by Rajnikant
in Rajni Jokes
“Rajnikanth’s mother conceived him without having sex!!!!
Do u knw y???
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kisi mai ka lal mein itna dum nahi ki woh rajnikanth ki maa ko chod de!!!”
comsumption of 3 states in 1 year…
09 months ago
by Rajnikant
in Rajni Jokes
“rajnikanth eats 1 lakh crore food in one week
which is
the comsumption of 3 states in 1 year….
that’s why he iz callled rajnikanth
U ROCK BOSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!………☺☺☺☺☺☺”
Rajni was still living!!!
09 months ago
by Rajnikant
in Rajni Jokes
“once rajni was living
and he is still living”
“once a bull tried 2 mess with rajnikanth”
09 months ago
by Rajnikant
in Rajni Jokes
“once a bull tried 2 mess with rajnikanth!!!!!!!!!!
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sins dan da bull is on da emblem of Lamborghini 
;-P”
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9 months ago
by Rajnikant
in Rajni Jokes
Rajnikanth takes the gold medal first and then starts the race!!!
Rajnikanth hobbies
02 years ago
by Rajnikant
in Rajni Jokes
Name : rajnikanth
hobbies : playing with lions
swimming with tsunani
skating in volcano
catching bullets when some one shoots
running against flying plane
playing with lightning
the legend of india…
One and only The Rajnikanth…
Rajnikanth reamkes Ghulam
02 years ago
by Rajnikant
in Rajni Jokes
Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam:
Rajni runs on railway track.
D train is nw at a distanc of 1mtr.
Nw wat??
Obvsly..d train jmps off d track!:-
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